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Best Friendship Day Funny Quote
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. Similarly, when you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. Happy Friendship Day
Awesome Friendship Day Funny Quote
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Happy Friendship Day
Amazing Friendship Day Funny Quote
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. Happy Friendship Day
Girl Friendship Day Funny Quote
Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party. Happy Friendship Day
Sweet Friendship Day Funny Quote
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble and say that in morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly then you wouldn’t sit for a month. Happy Friendship Day
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Wonderful Friendship Day Funny Quote
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. Happy Friendship Day
Superb Friendship Day Funny Quote
A successful woman is one who can find a man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. But successful friends are similar to your nature! Happy Friendship Day
Perfect Friendship Day Funny Quote
Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter. If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it to dance. Happy Friendship Day
Funny friendship quotes :
- There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.
- A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
- A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a dead body.
- It is the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.
- A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
- In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
- There are three faithful friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
- Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
- One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
- Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.
- When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.
- My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven’t met yet. She’s now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia
- Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.
- The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.
- True friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don’t believe that this condition is permanent.
- My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.
- Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.
- Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
- If you have two friends in your lifetime, you’re lucky. If you have one good friend, you’re more than lucky
- True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
- Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason.
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